I’m surprised at the sheer number of articles out there on the internet that earnestly claim floating a few ping-pong balls on a water container will prevent them it freezing in cold weather. The idea seems to fly in the face of logic and science. Interestingly, of the 15 articles I found that tout ping-pong balls, only three indicate that the writer had actually tried them. And none of those three actually said that they’d prevented or slowed ice formation in their chicken water. And I found no mention of a controlled experiment. On the other hand, I’m being pretty earnest about ping-pong balls not working. Where’s my controlled experiment? Oh. Well. It’s right here.