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Did My Organic Eggs Come from Happy Hens? - The Real Truth

New rules governing organic eggs have just been put into effect. The old rules were riddled with loopholes that some large producers of “organic” eggs slithered through in order to sell their eggs at high organic prices while underhandedly maintaining their flock in subpar, inhumane conditions. In this interview with Very Finest Organic Eggs CEO John Barn, we discuss the new rules, the old rules, the loopholes, slithering and underhandedness. Some would say this is the very, very best interview that’s ever been conducted.